Love at the Grocery: A Recipe for Success

Issue: 
April 2011

 
Today’s grocery list:
1. ingredients for s’mores
2. the latest People
3. a bag of those sweet little clementines (no seeds, please)
4. a man to call my own.
 
Come on, don’t tell me you haven’t fantasized about bumping into Mr. Right at your neighborhood grocery over a stack of pomegranates. While I’ve not yet found love in the grocery aisles, I’m convinced this is an efficient method of combining errands, so I’ve been polishing my man-shopping skills. Here’s what I’ve learned so far:

 
 
 
Wear comfortable shoes. According to those sage architects of grocery parking lots, singles don’t eat. This must be true, because all the parking spots within a five-county radius of the grocery are designated for every category of shopper but singles. You have the expectant-mothers parking, the mothers-with-children parking, the mothers-who-left-their-children-at-home parking, the cats-with-kittens parking, the lucky-in-love parking, even the aliens-with-spaceships parking. Singles, despite having no one to share in the lugging of their heavy grocery bags filled with chopped liver, are relegated to the three unmarked spaces on the far outskirts of the lot somewhere near Maine. So wear hiking boots and carry blister cream.
 
Dress for success. If you were a Hollywood heroine you might meet your Prince Charming while wearing pink sponge rollers and a bathrobe. But face it, you’re not Nicole Kidman (unless you are), so at least throw on a bra before venturing to the grocery. You should know by now that life is random and love can strike anywhere, especially if you nudge it along by shaving your legs and wearing deodorant.
 
Choose your store wisely. Kroger is where you dash without mascara when you’ve already dumped the brownie mix into a bowl and realize you’re out of eggs but by then are craving brownies desperately. Publix is where you go for your weekly shopping because the clerks are the nicest. Trader Joe’s is where you run to pick up dessert for a dinner party last minute and pretend you baked it yourself. But Whole Foods, Whole Foods is where you go to bump into single men. That’s because Whole Foods has a whole section devoted to steaming ready-made dinner options for bachelors who can’t cook a lick. And if you don’t find love at Whole Foods, you can always pick up a comforting treat in the dazzling dessert case.
 
Time it right. Tackle the grocery on Saturday and you’ll risk your life dodging those mini-carts driven madly through the lanes by young children without a license. Sunday is the day every gorgeously perfect couple hits the aisles to choose a meat and starch combo to grill for dinner and to use the words “babe” and “honey” as often as possible in the process. Weeknights, though, singles hit the grocery as an afterthought after work because no home-baked chicken pot pie offered up by a spouse in an apron awaits on the home front.
 
Check his cart content before choosing. Bachelor Number One’s cart contains Wonder Bread, olive-pimento loaf, a jar of Miracle Whip and a six-pack of beer. Bachelor Number Two’s cart contains protein bars, chicken breasts, and five heads of broccoli. Bachelor Number Three’s cart contains pappardelle pasta, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, a wedge of parmigiano-reggiano, crusty bread, and not-the-store-brand extra-virgin olive oil. This is an easy one, ladies.   
 
When you do find him, speak up, for heaven’s sake. Has this ever happened to you? While scanning the lima bean options, lo and behold, the perfect man for you rolls his cart down the aisle and pauses, eek, right next to you to consider the canned corn. He glances at you and smiles. You smile back. Then you grab a can of lima beans, he grabs a can of corn, and you both go about your merry way without ever exchanging a word. Next time, say something! Might I suggest: “Can you believe how many canned corn options there are nowadays?” You never know—you and he could be frequenting the aisles one future Sunday searching for a meat and starch combo to grill for dinner and using the words “babe” and “honey” as often as possible in the process.
 

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rachray101's picture

Harris Teeter is also a great place to meet single guys.... I work there and let me tell ya there are a lot of HOTTIES that walk in there!!

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Harris Teeter is my go-to store for produce...now I'll need to add it as my go-to store for single men! Thanks for the tip!

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If you are really desperate to find love then try some other place instead of the grocery shops. The shopping scene has been through a big change in the last few years, most shoppers are now hooked to online shopping. My neighbor buys every product of his need online including tree climber accessories which he buys from http://www.arbortechsupply.com/climbers.aspx.

leonardo85's picture

I think, it is better to walk to the store than taking your car with you because you aren't likely to find a parking space. However, during the holiday season these shops become extremely crowded. So it is best to go online for shopping. Next week I am going for a trekking trip, so I went online to find the iPad travel case with shoulder straps at SherpaCarry.com for my journey.

I think the tips that you have provided here would help the singles be well prepared for their dream man. However, now most of us shoppers prefer the comfort of online grocery shopping, so you can not expect to meet some one special at the grocery store. Not just grocery but all sorts of merchandise are being sold online, for example, our company purchases floor scales from Triner Scale online.

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I do not think that grocery store is the ideal place to find your perfect man. You should rather look for him at a snazzy shopping mall. I hate visiting my neighborhood grocery store because it stays crowded all the time. I personally prefer buying my grocery online, I also buy apparels, handbags online from http://www.buymerchant.com/catalog/Closeouts-20-1.html.

It would be definitely thrilling to find your love while shopping for grocery. But as a shopper I feel that online shopping is the most comfortable mode of shopping these days. My nephew is a sports fanatic and he has recently bought some of the most rare sports memorabilia online from Collectible-Supplies.com.

Singles should most definitely try the tips suggested here for grocery shopping and they might find their dream partner in any of these shops. But now most people prefer to shop online, I am a hair stylist by profession and I buy all my tolls online from http://xtremeshears.com/.

Since most people these days shop online, you can not expect to find many interesting people in the regular store. In fact, my neighbor is simply hooked on to online shopping, he even buys his grocery online. Since I run a grocery store I need constant supply of plastic bags, he suggested me to buy these bags from http://www.plasticbagpro.com/bags-on-rolls, they have a big collection and I get the bags at the right price too.

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It is really a romantic idea to find that special someone at the shopping mall. But these days almost everyone is doing their shopping online so it is hard to find many good men at a super market. The virtual field is the place to find the most bizarre products, they have such a diverse product to offer, you can find custom jewelry, janitorial products, organic food, plants even airplanes for sale online.

Now this is a good idea to find a prospective partner in the supermarket. However, make sure that you search the right stores, men are most likely to be found at stores that sell gadgets, tools, ballscrew replacement parts and other such items. Try to make these shops your destination this weekend.

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It would be really thrilling to meet someone special at a grocery store. However, the chances of such an encounter is not much because most men these days love shopping online, be it buying grocery or RV Ice Maker from http://www.rvpartscountry.com/RVRefrigeratorsbyNorcoldandDometic.

It is hard to find good men in the shopping malls because most of them would be doing their grocery shopping online which is a more convenient option for them. I hardly visit now, I buy most of the products online. When I need something exclusive like art posters I visit http://teleky.com/.

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I think if you are really that desperate to find your man then you should try some other stores instead of groceries. Men are fond of gadgets, so if there is a gizmo showroom nearby try to hang out there, you might meet that special someone. But most men these days opt for online shops, my neighbor has a wide collection of RC cars and airplanes, he buys Li-ion batteries for them online from All-Battery.com.

You make the whole idea sound more interesting to women looking for the perfect partner. I am sure that they would follow the tips given here and would rush to the nearest grocery store to shop now.

leonardo85's picture

I don't think that you need to make frequent trips to grocery stores to find your dream man, it is such a waste of time. I now hardly visit my neighborhood grocery store, I buy the items online. In fact, this year for Christmas I even bought a beautiful German cuckoo clock online from http://www.clockshoppes.com/cuckoo-clocks.aspx.

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leonardo85's picture

You are absolutely right about the parking issue, it is really difficult to find a decent parking space at any shopping mall. I go through parking problem on a regular basis at our neighborhood mall. However, we do not have to worry about security issue here because this mall has the best selection of security turnstiles.

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