Zoey

We never went on spring break this year. Instead we stayed home, living with a 24/7 protester. And not just any protester. A moody, 11-month-old protester who is constantly changing her stance on all issues.

Given Cheerios instead of Goldfish? Fight the power!

Time to go in the car seat? Hell no, she won't go!

Is dada about to change her diaper? Don't let the man beat her down!

Is the dog looking at her? Did a dust mote land on her big toe?

Any and all issues have the potential to spark radical protest.