Diva Cup

I’m all for trying new things, but when I first heard about the latest “innovation in feminine hygiene protection,” also known as The Diva Cup, a little voice inside me (the prissy one with the British accent) flat out told me, “there is no bloody chance.”

Billed as the “revolutionary alternative to tampons and pads,” the Diva Cup is a reusable menstrual receptacle you insert by hand and leave in place for up to 12 hours of collection.

TWELVE HOURS OF COLLECTION? Yikes.