Bumpits
Beauty Uncensored: Fall Fashion for the Rest of Us
As your beauty correspondent, I’ve been closely monitoring the fall fashions coming out of Paris right now, and I have some good news: the styles this season are remarkably easy to imitate!
Yes, with a little imagination, a set of Bumpits, and an extra sharp hunting knife, you too can look as though Anna Wintour gave up her position at Vogue in order to become your personal shopper. Need proof? No problem!
Beauty Uncensored: Bump It Up!
As soon as I saw the commercial, I knew I had to have them.
“Now you can go from flat to fabulous!” the announcer cooed. And she wasn’t talking about my bra size … She was talking about my hair.
Bumpits are the best as-seen-on-TV item since the (Cult of) Snuggie. Put a Bumpit in your hair and in seconds, you too can have a huge lump on the top of your head!



