beauty uncensored

It’s not easy to feel good about yourself when your massage therapist tells you you’re the most knotted-up client she’s ever had.

“I was working on your back,” she said in befuddlement, “and I was feeling what felt like bones, in places where bones couldn’t be!”

Oh, God.

Like millions of other women, you may have found yourself staring longingly at photos of Paris, Charlize and La Lohan, wishing your own skin had that same strange orange glow. Well, my friends, wish no longer.