Super Model's Birth is Super Painless!
You silly supermodely little thing, you! Haven’t you heard? Only ugly women are allowed to experience pain-free natural childbirth. When you have perfect teeth and legs that go up to your eyeballs, it’s supposed to HURT when a baby comes screaming out from between them. Mkay?
People magazine reported that when interviewed on Brazilian television, the 29-year-old supermodel said giving birth to her son under water in her penthouse bathtub "wasn't painful, not even a little bit. The whole time, my head was so focused – every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn't like, 'Oh, what pain.' It was, 'With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.'”
And then she ate two Biggy Fries and a large chocolate shake and didn’t even bloat, because she had the right attitude about that too.
Now don’t get me wrong. I know that every woman's body is different, and not all women will experience natural childbirth the same way that I did.
Comments
...it's just a matter of time before she comes out with a line of $3 million diamond-encrusted nursing bras.
And special even skinnier jeans because she lost all her baby weight and THEN some by nursing.
She is the sweetest supermodel ever. Have you ever seen interviews with her? She's just adorable and so kind-hearted. The complete package :)
Of course she is sweet and kind-hearted.
OF COURSE SHE IS.
Maybe she has halitosis sometimes, though? Maybe? :)