Spackle Rhymes with Cackle ... Is That Something?

I’m sorry. I’ve been meaning to stop by here and see you more often. It’s
just that there's been much hunching over and wrapping of gifts, and
fretting about The Silver Blouse for my Angel Tree person, and then
realizing too late that I could have just gotten my Angel Tree person a gift card
(duh) but instead sent my husband out into the world to purchase a silver blouse (I know, I KNOW).

And then there was the whole getting the leaks and cracks and drips in our house fixed before our holiday guests arrive, and contractors IN MY KITCHEN UNTIL 10:00 LAST NIGHT, and my husband weeping softly because ALL he really needed was a BURRITO but those CONTRACTORS were BLOCKING the REFRIGERATOR, and then our boys were up way past their bedtime because YAY, THE CONTRACTORS ARE STILL HERE! And HOW FUN IS THAT!?! “Can we stay up and watch them get spackle all over the toaster oven? Can we, can we pleeeeeease?” All of which is my roundabout ranty ravy way of saying I’m a little short on humor today.
 
Unless ... have you heard the one about the woman who found an inch of dry
wall dust in her coffee maker?
 
So, rather than stopping to THINK for a minute about amusing anecdotes or observations I might share with you … I’m going to take the classic underachiever’s route and LINK to some fabulously funny lady bloggers who really know how to put the P in pants, if you know what I'm saying.

As for me, I’m keeping my brain in “Energy-Saving” mode.
(Because we all have to do our part for the environment.)
 
A Few of My Favorite Funny Honeys' Blogs:
 
Finslippy (Deliciously neurotic, with a touch of sweetness)
Mimi Smartypants (This chick is ruthless. And she scares me. And I love it.)
All & Sundry (The straight shootin’ mama with muscles)
Damn Kids Get Off My Lawn (Embrace the potty mouth. For the love of Shatner.)
Go Fug Yourself (Outrageous commentary on celebrity style)

Until next time.

XO Amanda