Shoes for Suckers
Every time I see someone wearing those Skechers Shape Ups, I think, now there's an Eskimo I could sell a snow ball to.
COME ON, PEOPLE. You really think you're going to get a tight butt because you're wearing tilted sneakers?
By that logic, perhaps you should buy a sporty new hat to go with them. And buy it a couple of sizes too big, so your brain will get smarter!
P.S. Did you know you can enhance the size of your breasts by reciting a poem and jerking your arms back and forth?
We must! We must! We must increase our ...
COME ON.
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If you think THAT's bad, now they're selling clothing that helps you tone: http://www.reebok.com/US/women/apparel/
I'm wearing the shirt right now, which is totally canceling out the calories from the M&Ms I'm eating. Right? No?
...or shoes that suck? This headline caught my eye yesterday: "Local doctors warn a new product on the market is not safe for children." Guess what new product?
Skechers Shape-Ups for girls -- like 8-year-old girls! According to Skechers, the shoes aren't intended to harm children, but to promote fitness. Depending on the success of the girls line, Skechers expects to also launch the shoes for boys.
Should 8-year-olds be obsessing about the size of their butts? Skechers should call its new product what they are...pre-eating disorder shoes. What happened to those cute little (albeit annoying) shoes that flashed lights?
Next up, compression Pampers.