Call Me a Spoil Sport

Sometimes I wonder whose side my husband is on. First he brought the boys a “Totally Gross Home Chemistry Kit”:

Me: Why is that in my house?
Him: The experiments aren’t that messy
Me: Then why is everyone wearing goggles and raincoats?

And now The XTreme Ant Sports Park.

Has this man not met me? Does he not understand my goals and objectives in this life?

I want to keep the bugs OUT of our house, not offer them a cool place to hang out and do drugs with their friends.

And don’t try to sell me the whole “but it’s an enclosed habitat” argument. I am the mother of boys. I know full well that what happens in the XTreme Ant Sports Park does not stay in the XTreme Ant Sports Park.

After a long day of climbing and dirt biking, whose cupboards do you think those ants are going to raid?

NOT. MINE. That’s whose.