Advice to the Woman With the Mustache
To the Woman With the Furry, Furry Mustache:
If you can not wax-
Or otherwise depilate-
You must shave that facial beast.
For the good of eyeballs everywhere, you must.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking about what your mother said.
That if you shave your mustache it will only grow back thicker, but listen.
Here's the thing:
IT ALREADY HAS.
“I dreamt my whole life about being a mother,” says Heidi Jellison. “I never dreamt about a big wedding, honestly never even dreamt about the husband part.” Jellison, a 35-year-old concert harpist and harp teacher, laughs at this last bit, but then her face settles into a quiet solemnity.
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